Cosmetic Teeth

Are you embarrassed by your ugly-ass teeth? Do you enjoy dressing as a Vampire for Halloween because you can hide your snaggly-tooth? Then these Cosmetic Teeth are perfect for you!

Thanks to the power of Cosmetic Teeth, you can:

"Stop worrying about what people will think of your teeth. Smile at pretty girls again! Imako Cosmetic Teeth hides many dental problems, even up to 4 missing front teeth."

I'm just going to throw this out there -- if you're missing "four front teeth" and are convinced this product is for you, perhaps you have bigger problems than your teeth when it comes to the ladies.

This is moments before he lost those four teeth

Maybe I'm being a little harsh. I mean, at only $39.98 USD who could resist such a deal? Just look at this before and after picture:

"You have a pretty mouth..."

Well, at least it comes from a reputable reseller like Sky Mall. I mean, who makes this crap, anyway?

Whenever your company has to use a sudo name, something isn't right...