Mademoiselle Floor Lamp

Need something both terrifying and ridiculously expensive for your haunted house this Halloween? Then the Mademoiselle Floor Lamp would be perfect for you!



For only $495 USD, you too could be the proud owner of this Pyramid Head look-a-like!

Wait, that's not a lamp...

According to the description on Sky Mall's website,

"Our life-sized work of decorative art---glamorously six-feet tall with her black fabric shade---has the chic knee-high boots, trendy cocktail dress and accentuated curves that make her a timeless, always-in-style, fashion statement."

Since when does "always" mean "never?"

 "Cast in quality designer resin with a sumptuous black faux-leather finish, her provocative presence demands attention anywhere she strikes a pose!"

Yes, but you could say the same thing about a nasty fart. "It's presence demands attention anywhere it strikes its pose!"