The Revolving Tie Rack reminds me of a simpler time, before common sense.

Do you have a lot of 'C' batteries and ties, but no way to use them together? Then the Revolving Tie Rack is perfect for you!

But seriously, why do you exist? 

Here's what Sky Mall says:

"The rack attaches securely and stays in place, allowing you to rotate your ties at the push of a button. Battery operated; this item makes getting dressed easy."

'Cause getting dressed was so hard before... (Thanks, PixelSandwich)

Seriously, though. It only lights up when you push the button. If you're closet doesn't have a light then you can only see your ties while it is rotating.

It will be like this, but less cute.

Also, I'm kind of against any device that requires four C batteries to work. If you ask me, anything with C batteries should go the way of cheap film cameras from the '90s.

Yes, this is real. Really.