Hey cat lovers! Forget litter pans, make your cat poop like a man with the Cat Toilet Training System!

"Snickers, if you want to live in this house you have to live under my rules, understand?"
"Meow."
"...And one of my most important rules is no pooping all over the place like an animal. You following me?"
"Meow."
"That's why I got you this Cat Toilet Training System to teach you how to poop - LIKE A MAN."
"Meeeee-ow!"


According to Sky Mall,

With the Litter Kwitter 3-Step Cat Toilet Training System, you can teach your cat to use any human toilet in eight weeks or less

Surprisingly, this doesn't seem to be a false claim. In fact, it has inspired many otherwise-normal YouTube users to think its a good idea to upload videos of their cats taking a dump. I mean, why not? The picture on the box shows a cat staring thoughtfully as he pinches off a loaf, himself.

Prediction: this is what you will see when you close your eyes to sleep tonight.

Still the system isn't perfect. One user reports:

The first problem with the product is the first step: replace the cat's litter box with the Training System on the floor. This shows the poor design of the product: cats are used to burying their mess, and this isn't deep enough for the poo to be buried. The first day I used this, there was cat poo all over the bathroom floor and walls, because the kittens could not figure out how to clean their mess.

Poo. All over. The floor and walls.

Like this, but not on purpose. You're lucky Google Images has tame results for "poop on walls."

Sorry, but that's not a risk I'm willing to take.