Super not-lame Bigfoot Garden Yeti Sculpture looks great next to your grotto

Here's a gift for that special little History Channel fanatic in your life -- the Bigfoot Garden Yeti Sculpture! 

Put this bad boy in your unsuspecting roommate's shower and wait for the inevitable screams of terr-

REALLY? Only two freakin' feet tall? Well, at least you can hide it in the corner of your unsuspecting cat's litter box to scare the crap out of h-

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

But in all seriousness, this is the most deceiving picture I've ever seen in my life.

Okay, second most deceiving...