Grim Reaper LCD Alarm Clock

"Grandpa, I got you a present!"
"What is it, child?"
"Its a Grim Reaper LCD Alarm Clock. Now every time you check to see if its time for Wheel of Fortune you'll be reminded of your impending death!"
"..."



Sky Mall, you always know just what to get for my elderly relatives and suicidal friends! According to the description,

"... This exclusive is the perfect gift for anyone who craves a little more shut eye!"

I mean, who wouldn't want to be reminded of death's ever present threat? 

Luckily, rush delivery is available on this item. That way you or your loved ones won't miss watching a single second of their life... tick... away...