FakeTV Burglar Deterrent

Are you too poor to own a television but worried someone will steal your crap anyway? Then the FakeTV Burglar Deterrent is perfect for you!



The description claims:

"The FakeTV Burglar Deterrent is a compact plug-in unit that simulates light output equivalent to a typical TV ... helping to deter criminals from breaking in."

Ironically, this thing sells for $35 USD. If you're too poor to have an actual TV, this is probably more expensive than anything else you would have that a burglar would steal. Seriously.