If you can afford a Portable Video Magnifier, then you can afford a magnifying glass. See the problem?

The Portable Video Magnifier is one of those devices that make you sick when you think about it. At a hefty $789, this thing costs $300 more than my first car. Still, you know some poor grandmother with bad vision will buy one of these to try and be "hip" for her grandchildren.

Designer LED Reading Glasses make lamps obsolete

Do you love to read but hate lamps and the sun? Then these Designer LED Reading Glasses are perfect for you! Oh, but did I mention that they don't actually magnify anything?

Hey cat lovers! Forget litter pans, make your cat poop like a man with the Cat Toilet Training System!

"Snickers, if you want to live in this house you have to live under my rules, understand?"
"Meow."
"...And one of my most important rules is no pooping all over the place like an animal. You following me?"
"Meow."
"That's why I got you this Cat Toilet Training System to teach you how to poop - LIKE A MAN."
"Meeeee-ow!"

No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror works best with vampires

At first glance, you may wonder whats so crazy about the No Blind Spot Rear View Mirror. Then you look at the picture and realize OH MY GOD THERE'S NO ONE DRIVING THIS CAR IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC!

Forget the Ghost Busters, get a Ghost Meter and find your own damn ghosts

Are you tired of second-hand worn out ghosts? Then you need The Ghost Meter so you can find your own ghosts!